Is Germany still paying for a gigantic hoax?

mailonsunday.co.uk reports:

Germany is still paying off £50 million of the 'reparations' demanded from it after the end of First World War.

The German Finance Agency, its authority on debt management, said tens of millions of euros are still being transferred to private individuals holding debenture bonds as agreed under the Treaty of Versailles signed on June 28, 1919.

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'The still-open contract for interest and amortisation payments is around €56 million,' said spokesman Boris Knapp.

'That is the debt that is still outstanding from all those years ago but Germany will make good on it.'

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With the signing of the Versailles accord Germany accepted blame for the war which cost nine million men their lives.

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Up until 1952 Germany had paid some 1.5 billion marks in war reparations to Allied countries.

But in 1953 the balance was suspended pending a reunification of East and West Germany.

On October 3, 1990, the old debts went into effect again with 20 years for payment. Germany plans to pay off its World War I debts by October 3, next year.

And this got me thinkin'. Follow the money, you know.





Nine million dead? Then why does Liberal Wikipedia say:

More than 15 million people were killed, making it one of the deadliest conflicts in history.

So is it 9,000,000 or more than 15,000,000? Why can't the WWI Industry get this straight? Also, where's the forensic proof of all these atrocity claims? Where are the mass graves of these 9-15 million people?

And where's the evidence that there was this so-called "World War One" in the first place? Don't bother citing witnesses - they're unreliable. And documents are suspect - after all, so much money is at stake for the WWI Industry, surely they can fake as many documents as they wish.

Don't you remember about those ludicrous human soap claims? From Wikipedia again:

The claim that Germans used the fat from human corpses to make products had already been made by the British during World War I (see Kadaververwertungsanstalt), with The Times reporting in April 1917 that the Germans were rendering down the bodies of their dead soldiers for fat to make soap and other products.[7] It was not until 1925 that the British Foreign Secretary Sir Austen Chamberlain officially admitted that the "corpse factory" story had been an error.[8]

So they admitted that they lied and made up atrocity stories! We've been lied to! What else have they lied about? 'Fess up, liars!

It  is clear that "World War One" claims are unfounded. Probably they were made up in order to blackmail Germany into submission and reparations. And it worked! They're paying up these billions upon billions of euros. Only dogmatic True Believers can continue to accept these outrageous claims after learning this crucial fact.

Therefore I call for the creation of the Committee for the Open Debate on the Propaganda of Impossible Events and Claims and Everything.

I'm sure that the only other consistent Revisionist, the Mad Revisionist, will join me in this endeavor!